Ring Trapeze

January 22nd, 2008 admin Leave a comment Go to comments

ring trapeze
How do I tell my neice that she is really my daughter?

Not long ago, in my wilder youth, I was touring with a circus Trapeze act known as the Swinging-Snatches.
I fell hopelessly head over heals for a "small but perfectly formed" gentleman who performed nightly for the entertainment of normal people. Not long after I discovered I was in the pudding club, he was sat on by an elephant and never seen again. I was most distraught and ran away from the circus for good.
My sister, the bearded lady of Guildford and the circus master, raised the child as her own, though she recently passed on herself and my illigitimate love child returned to me, none the wiser of her true parentage.

Do you think I should tell her? or would it break her heart that she isn't the ring-master and star attractions real daughter, she thinks she is circus royalty, the poor dear.

Aha yes, the Swinging Snatches. I tried out for them, but my swinging caused a belching noise each time I did the double flip between the net. But enough about me. I know a trio of midgets that had the same tragic fate as the gentleman performer. The Queeb Brothers. ( RIP ).. I wish you all the luck with your beloved. She must be so petite and well formed as well.Just like her father ( RIP )..